People talk about love commonly in every day speech. Many young couples will throw the word around about as commonly as the word “is” without ever really giving it another thought. However, sometimes one of them truly means what they say when they use the word. This is unfortunate for them because the liklihood that their partner feels anything close to it is slimmer than being struck by lightning while holding a winning lottery ticket.
Windows is an enormously vast and dangerous beast existing in many incarnations and clones of itself each with their own flavor, behavior, and quirks. In fact, just about any two computers running any version of Windows are vastly different in hardware, software, and performance. In one office building, you could have two identical machines running the same version of Windows and one will always seem to run better than the other.
Now, some people would use this as a mark against Windows, but I disagree. Mac’s are known by the slogan “it just works”. But, that in and of itself, is the one major flaw of Macs. That sort of mindset spawns laziness. Always expecting it to “just work” when you press a button prepares you for nothing when the day comes that the button does nothing at all when pressed.
Windows users, on the other hand, those who have been on this little journey since MS-DOS and Windows 3.1 will tell you that there is a certain amount of pride in knowing what they know. They have seen it all from BSoD on bootup to entire boot sectors getting rewritten. They’ve tackled head first the onslaught of viruses, worms, trojans, spyware, malware, or any other little nuisance that was developed to make their Windows machine turn against them.
Windows users are battle-scarred, leathery, cynical, and bitter. They’ve been through the shit and saw hell, and they’re stronger because of it. They’ve become smarter, more aware, and can debug their way out of just about any problem a computer can throw at them. Mac users, on the other hand… well, their view of the computing world is so limited and narrow that they don’t see any difference between Macs and Windows thinking foolishly that they are identical except one works and the other doesn’t. This is, of course, nonsense.
Windows machines are a labrinth of possibilities and customizable options. When you turn on a Windows machine, you never know what you’re going to see.
There is a reason why Windows has so many problems. It’s because it can do a whole lot more. The more complex the machine, the more abundant the problems. I’ll even use an example to explain this.
Of all simple machines, we’ll use the lever. Push down on one side, the other side goes up. Simple right? You can’t really mess that up; action and result. Simple, effective, but limited. Sure, it’s hard to break it, but it can only really do so much. Now, compare a simple lever to a forklift. Same principle; it lifts things. But it can also move, has lights, beeps when backing up, and turns. Far more things can go wrong here.
For first time computer users, I suggest Macs to them. The less they have to break, the less likely it is to break. Leave Windows to the people who know what they’re doing.
Windows, with all of its flaws and bugs, its security holes and hassles, is a far superior operating system to Mac for the very reasons why people hate it.
I am getting really sick and tired of people trying to impose their elitist mindset on people who simply ask a question.
That being said, these forums are littered with moronic mouth-breathers who cannot just answer the damn question. Instead, answer someone’s question with a question of their own. They ask, “Why”. Who care’s Why? They don’t even bother to answer it and then ask why that person needs to know. They just ask why as if they have some profound insight into the situation and know that the person asking the original question is wasting everyone’s time.
If you don’t know the answer, or don’t want to help, shut up and get off the forums you simple-minded plebeian. It is not your place to ask why, only to give the answer the person is looking for or keep your mouth shut.
Innocent Poster: “How do you move a file from one folder to another?”
Elitist Prick: “Why would you want to do that?”
Me: “It doesn’t matter why you fucking idiot. Just answer the man or go die in a hole. By the way, just drag and drop it.”
Innocent Poster: “Thanks.”
We’ve all heard of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse at one point or another. Pestilence, War, Famine, and Death have been major staples in popular culture for a while. But, did we get it wrong?
I am going to attempt to put a new spin on this interpreted story.
First, we must look at the names and affects of each horsemen. Pestilence, War, Famine, and Death all seem as though they perform a specific purpose… but there is one problem. Pestilence, War, and Famine are all cancelled out by Death. They are not needed. They’re end result would be Death, but since Death would handle all of that anyway, they are obsolete in bringing about the end of the world. So, perhaps there is more to them or something wholly different.
Again, we must remember that these Four Horsemen were brought about to end the world. So, let’s take a look at the scripture.
I watched as the Lamb opened the first of the seven seals. Then I heard one of the four living creatures say in a voice like thunder, “Come!” I looked, and there before me was a white horse! Its rider held a bow, and he was given a crown, and he rode out as a conqueror bent on conquest.
Often called Pestilence, this Horsemen is actually referred to as Conquest more often. However, notice the symbolism of the crown and bow. This horsemen represents the corruption of the kings and the downfall of empires. One could refer to this as war, but not necessarily. The chaos that would ensue from a completely dismantled civilization from within would surely be catastrophic.
When the Lamb opened the second seal, I heard the second living creature say, “Come! Then another horse came out, a fiery red one. Its rider was given power to take peace from the earth and to make men slay each other. To him was given a huge sword.
The order of these Horsemen plays a big part, I feel, in the end of the world according to Revelations. After the governments of the world are toppled by Conquest, War comes and finishes the work set in motion by Conquest.
When the Lamb opened the third seal, I heard the third living creature say, “Come!” I looked, and there before me was a black horse! Its rider was holding a pair of scales in his hand. Then I heard what sounded like a voice among the four living creatures, saying, “A quart of wheat for a day’s wages, and three quarts of barley for a day’s wages, and do not damage the oil and the wine!”
Once War has finished his work, the Horsemen people refer to as Famine marches in. but I do not think I agree with the assumption that this horsemen represents famine. While he does mention food in this interpretation, it’s the wording that puzzles me. “A quart of wheat for a day’s wages” could mean food is scarce, but I think more so it represents Control. After War, a demoralized and scattered people would be easy to control. The scales in his hand represent the law of such control, the high prices for food it’s punishment, but saving the oil and wine (used in Christian mass) for people’s redemption.
When the Lamb opened the fourth seal, I heard the voice of the fourth living creature say, “Come!” I looked and there before me was a pale horse! Its rider was named Death, and Hades was following close behind him. They were given power over a fourth of the earth to kill by sword, famine and plague, and by the wild beasts of the earth.
Finally Death would ride out. Many believe that the sentence “They were given power over a fourth of the earth to kill by sword, famine and plague, and by the wild beasts of the earth.” refers to each horsemen being given one quarter of the earth to affect. But what seems more apparent here is that Death itself would be the cause of Death by sword, famine, and plague over one quarter of the population. Since it makes no mention of Death, but only war, famine, and plague, it seems as though this horsemen takes to making the final blow on all outlying lands.
In this way, it would seem that the end of the world as people claim Revelations predicts would actually be a destabilization of civilization, a culling of the population, with certain mainstays of our political and religious ideals being destroyed and reformed. As a whole, the Four Horsemen represent chaos and anarchy, and they are the vessels to make this happen.
On a simpler note, they could each represent one of the four seasons of spring, summer, fall, and winter in that order.
I think we’ve officially lost our minds in this country. Am I talking about the craptastic economy or the surge of debates over global warming? No… I’m talking about search engine websites.
Do we really need more of them? Honestly? Now Microsoft has entered the fray with bing.com. Is there any reason to switch from Google to Bing or from Yahoo to Google? No. They all return the same damn results! Now, some of you might be asking why this is such a big deal. Well, it isn’t. It just seems kind of senseless to create a whole brand new search engine when the one’s that existed already were doing the job. What, was Google sending innocent people links to Meatspin when they searched for local church groups?
Search for anything you want in all of the search engines and I will guarantee you’ll get the same results for all of them.
